February 2012
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ciel-errant replied to your post: My dad was talking about the longest drive ever…
I did that in first grade…. hahaha…. no one ever found out I think. bitchass teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom
If these people would of let us piss on our terms none of these accidents would have happened so they all deserve it!
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My dad was talking about the longest drive ever about picking my brother up from the airport when he was little and it reminded me of a story about going to get him.
We were waiting for my brother at the airport and I really had to pee but my dad said I would have to use the guys bathroom because I was too little to go into the girls bathroom alone. I wasn’t down so I said I’d hold...
I hate not knowing what to do.
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
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I want to start wearing rings.
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whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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fickleheartwoozyeyes replied to your photo: Today I got a birthday letter from my brother,…
this is one of the greatest things i’ve ever seen. omg.
Right?! I almost want to tell my brother to get a life but it’s just so perfect.
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My boyfriend just told me he was going to get me a beefy crunch burrito monogrammed with my name in solid diamond sour cream.
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Why can’t there be just 1 good band on the Warped Tour lineup?
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